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Diary: Brexit, staged right

Law firm Berwin Leighton Paisner this week played host to the London debut of an Edinburgh Fringe smash-hit – Brexit the Musical. BLP’s Adelaide House Auditorium may seem like an unusual venue for a critically acclaimed (four stars, says The Times) show that sold out up north – but then, it was written by one of the partners. Chris Bryant, antitrust and competition lawyer with a specialism in real estate, was just the Brexit expert to put the 2016 referendum on stage. The plot sees the “hero” Boris Johnson – joined by sidekick “Govey” – on a quest to reveal the lost plans for Brexit, in order to save the nation from disaster. Other all-singing, all-dancing figures include Theresa May, Jeremy Corbyn and David Cameron. But with Michael Gove and Boris as the key players, perhaps Bryant should have written it as a pantomime: “He’s behind you!” “Oh, no he isn’t!”

A soundtrack to Southwark

The building’s alive, with the sound of music, as Julie Andrews probably never sang. But if she visited Southwark this weekend, she just might. Seven of the borough’s landmarks will be celebrated in song as part of the ongoing Musicity project. The initiative, which has been going since 2010, invites musicians to pen odes to buildings, with the tracks then available for streaming at the very sites that inspired them. Between September 8-10, it’s Southwark’s turn, which means such diverse locations as The Shard, Borough Market and Elephant and Castle Shopping Centre are playing host to choice cuts from artists including DJ and producer Throwing Shade. Why not get yourself down to SE1 to find out if Mercury Music Prize-nominated William Doyle’s homage to an icon of the London skyline is better than Diary’s own first thought: A Shard Day’s Night.

Slow and steady wins the race

There isn’t an EG Award for new logo of the year – but maybe there should be. And there’s no doubt that this cute little chap would, ironically, be a frontrunner. Meet Gravis the tortoise, mascot of the rebranded company of the same name (formerly Gravis Capital Partners, the parent asset management group of GCP Student Living). Gravis is a Galápagos tortoise, one of the world’s most long-lived creatures. As the firm explains in its brochure, “The Little Book of Long Term”, he’s the perfect representative for their grounded approach to investment that offers investors “radically steady returns”. It says: “Like us, he’s steady. Resilient. And has equally long-term ambitions.” When it comes to fund management, maybe a tortoise approach reaps more rewards than the more hare-brained alternative.

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